- Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
- Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
- Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
- Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
- Tumblr: PORN?
- Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
- Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
- Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
March 2012
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February 2012
It's snowy and wonderful outside
But my brothers car is a little too excited.
Providence college has also succumbed to my charm
Two for two so far!
Woo!
PREMIUM BEAUTIFUL PERSON! Once you receive this award, you are supposed to paste it into the ask of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. ｡◕‿◕｡ ♥
Awwwwww, thank you!
But it’s cuuuuuute!babies making poopie faces is disgusting and degrading to those babies.
All the evens
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Don’t know, never been in one.
4. Are you in a relationship?
See above^^^
6. Are you single this year?
Yes…
8. Describe your crush:
I don’t really have one at the moment.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes. I’m pretty sure I’ve felt it too.
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Forgive? Maybe. If the person deserves it. But I don’t think I can ever truly forget.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Didn’t I already answer this?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope. I want some though.
18. Do you masturbate?
Yea, of course! Who doesn’t?
20. Do you shower every day?
Absolutely. Unless I’m sick and wake up sometime during the late afternoon.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I just sneezed, so I’m sure of it.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
No. Hopefully I would be in a relationship by then. A 27 year old single virgin isn’t that much of a catch…
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Not that I know of. Although I hope some people feel that way about me.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Nope. Never been in a position for someone to cheat on me in the first place.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
The only cosmetic surgery I would get, baring any disfigurement I might have one day that should be corrected, would be to get my skin tags removed. Or weight loss surgery, but I don’t know if that would count.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Yep.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Nope. Never done anything more than kiss.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Yea, only for a short time. I got over it though.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
I don’t think so, at least not in any romantic way.
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Yes. Although no one has ever seen them. And no one ever will.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
I don’t know, I’ve never kissed long enough to find out.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Technically 1, although I wouldn’t really count her.
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
72. Every time was in a dream though.
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
Is there anything to say? I wouldn’t say anything probably. I’d just bottle up my feelings and then vent to one of my friends about it.
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
I’d have to have a first true love first…
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
A few people, although I hate to admit it.
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Absolutely. I rarely forget important people/
56. State 8 facts about your body:
- It’s big.
- It’s soft.
- It’s hairy in some places.
- Noticeably not hairy in others.
- It’s surprisingly quick and flexible.
- It’s stronger than it looks.
- It’s uncomfortable at times.
- And it’s mine. Whether I like it or not.
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
- Be able to cook.
- Be able to sing.
- Be nice and respectful.
- Play Dungeons & Dragons
- Give good back massages.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
0. As far as I know my left hand is the same age as me.
;)
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
I don’t know. Someone being naked would be great, haha. I’m not experienced, so I don’t know what it would be. I’m so sexually frustrated that anything would do.
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Having a strong emotional attachment to another person, and also engaging in romantics acts of affection with said other person/persons.
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
Wesley Flanear, human rogue/assassin.
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Straight…ish.
70. What turns you on?
Intelligence, boobs, ganguro girls, Chris Pine, teriyaki sauce.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
The sound of me actually having sex for once.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
Boobs. Or nice hair.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
It’s a long story, but it involved me laminating a very special leaf and giving it to someone for Christmas. She cried. I cried. We hugged. Then I threw up. It was a good time.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
Are you ready for it…?
I see dead people.
In actuality it is that I am sexually attracted to cooked salmon fillets.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
I don’t know. A long, long time ago.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
My sister good bye I think.
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
She was only dating me to see if she wanted to marry her ex.
Is that enough of a reason?
TMI Tuesdays! Let's do it! →
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1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush:
9. Describe your perfect mate:
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
18. Do you masturbate?
19. Do you shave your neither regions?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body:
57. Things you want to say to an ex:
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your firstkiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
would you ever want to watch your conception? why do you think people take pictures in the mirror when there is a self timer? do you remember when we use to sing sha la la la la la la di da? what do you think about AFV's segment of babies doing poopie face? do you like junk in the trunk? have you ever sent out nudes? what do the last 3 text messages you sent out say?
I would never want to watch my conception. Ever. I wouldn’t want one of my few memories of my Mom to be of her having sex. Ew.
I don’t know… Maybe because it’s easier to get the angle correct when you physically take the picture yourself. I also don’t have a camera, so I normally use my phone.
Yes, I do. And I still do
I love those!
Junk in the trunk is my second favorite thing.
Mayyyyyyyyyybe ;)
My last three most recent texts are:
“Could I buy some weed too?” (don’t judge)
“I’m planning on waiting for that to happen.” (not what you think)
“haha” (Exactly what you think *winky face*)
Eleven… my poor bb ;_;
So sad…
hehe, keep feeling naughty love. ;)
Haha. If people keep sending me TMI’s, I’ll see what I can do.
naughty. naughty. you sicken me i thought you were different! its all that liberal media and education!
I know you liked it ;)
I don’t, I think he’d be kind of a sad drunk. Ten is quite clearly a fun drunk from “The Girl in the Fireplace.” I imagine Eleven acts the same way, drunk or not.
But I think Nine would be really deep when he’s drunk. And I like that.
And yea, Eleven would be crazy no matter what. Although I think he’d get really sad when he’s crazy drunk, because his childish exterior merely hides his scarred soul.
